June 28th, 2009. End of senior year of high school. I, Angus Corleon, actualy graduated. I wasn't a model student. I've been a leather jacket wearing, rebel rousin, beer drinkin, hell raisin son of a bitch since middle school. My parents didnt care about me, after all my brother is a cop and my sister is a lawyer, and im the law breaker. Anyways, enough about who i am. My buddies johnny, brandon, timmy, and danny have a hell of a party planned for tonight. Big bon fire out in the back woods of where we live. Must be 200 people were expecting.
We set everything up, fire pit, band equipment, chairs, beerpong tables, all the good shit. 6pm rolls around and people are showin up! dozens at a time, everybodies bringin beer n booze and food, ohh what a night! So I gather my boys and we get on the band stage, grab my guitar and we start rockin out with some acdc, led zeppelin, play some country like toby keith and kenny chesney. Gettin drunk at the same time! You know how it is. So while im up there jammin away, i look out and i see this drop dead goergous chick that i had never seen before, she was wearin a short sleeve flannel shirt, denim mini skirt with stockings and heels, ohhh damn goergous.she was about 5'8, red head, nice skinny body, nice big tits, legs that go all the way! so after id say 20 songs or so, we put a ipod on through our system. I headed for the beer and tequilla, and then to find this sexy mystery lady! tons of people around and im walkin around lookin for her. im startin to get down thinkin she left. then there she was, leanin up agains my 1972 Dodge Dart.
I thought id play it cool so i walk up to her," well hello there." she said "hi". i says " well whats your name darlin?" She Says "Lizzy." i says "Lizzy nice to meet you, Im Angus, and thats my car your leanin on." She says " i know who you are angus, and i know this is your car, thats why im over here." I says " how do you know me, i havent a clue who you are, ive never seen you around school?" She says " ive seen your band numerous times out at bars and clubs.
Advertisment