The Backdoor

It was only my first time in the club and my hands were shaking beyond control. I almost didn't make it through the front door I was so nervous. I felt so out of place. Everywhere I looked, it felt like people were staring at me, judging me. It was like they knew I had no clue what I was doing.

I had heard about the place a few weeks ago. The Backdoor it was called. Not exactly subtle, if you ask me. It was supposedly the best place in the whole city to go to if you wanted to hook up with a t-girl. So, there I was. I made my way inside, passed by the dance floor and headed straight for the bar. I wasn't a very good dancer. True, I was looking to hook up, but the dance floor at The Backdoor was not where the real action was. That was in its special third restroom.

I pulled up a stool at the bar and ordered a drink. I figured a little whiskey would calm my nerves. I still hadn't decided if I was really going to go through with this or not. I sipped on my drink and scanned the room. It was a fairly large club with two levels. I didn't see the bathrooms anywhere, but there was a large staircase that led downstairs.

I downed the rest of my drink in one gulp, tipped the bartender, and headed towards the staircase. Downstairs, there was another dance floor, this one with a DJ set up on a small stage. I walked around, searching for the restrooms. Everything in this place was so foreign to me; the music, the people, even the smells seemed different. I was so disoriented. I finally saw the bathrooms at the very back of the room and walked towards them.

There were three doors. The first door had a stick figure man on the door. The second had a stick figure woman. The third had a stick figure man bending over in front of a stick figure woman. The stick figure woman was fucking the stick figure man with her giant stick figure cock. That's what I had been looking for. As I walked determinedly towards the doors, I decided I would go straight into the third door. But, my nerves got the better of me at the last second and I choked. I played it off like I was always intending to go to the men's room and slipped inside the first door instead.